WTF?

(meant to post this last night, no thanks to Qwest)

Today a large woman dressed head to toe in tangerine smuggled a bunch of gospel cds out of our store in her purse. Anyone else find that fundamentally disturbing? When confronted by my co-workers out on the sidewalk, the nervous, profusely sweating woman refused to return to the store, physically shoved them, and shouted something about her rights as a law student and how she is a Christian and therefore innocent. (which explains the running, shoving, and inflating baggage.) Oh, and she called my gentle sweet friend Michael a “dog”. Way to represent, lady.